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22 September 2014

iPhone user:
I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user:
Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user:
I just like this pho-
Android user:
The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

unicornfishcake via rhyse

22 September 2014

iPhone user:
I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user:
Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user:
I just like this pho-
Android user:
The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

unicornfishcake via 30secondstocalifornia

22 September 2014

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mansionofmuses:

valperch:

empresspinto:

I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo

LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK

I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.

it’s ghost mustard. obviously you can’t see the ghost mustard it squirts out

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unicornfishcake

22 September 2014

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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unicornfishcake

21 September 2014

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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unicornfishcake via rawrsaysreptar

21 September 2014

rawrsaysreptar:

My puppy was making friends when we were stuck in traffic.

rawrsaysreptar:

My puppy was making friends when we were stuck in traffic.

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unicornfishcake via iraffiruse

21 September 2014

lackyannie:

this time you’ve gone too far tumblr.

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21 September 2014

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21 September 2014

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21 September 2014

lackyannie:

this time you’ve gone too far tumblr.

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21 September 2014

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21 September 2014

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21 September 2014

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unicornfishcake

21 September 2014

bikinipowerbottom:

"my dad said if i get 500,000 notes on this post I can-"

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21 September 2014

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